Fearing the consequences. PGP.

Never making it past a first date. PGP.

Handful of hair in the shower this morning. PGP.

I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.

My date didn’t want to come home with me, but she endorsed me on LinkedIn. So I wouldn’t count it as a total loss. PGP.

The guy without a college degree making twice as much as me. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

People you’ve never met endorsing you on LinkedIn. PGP.

My mom sent me vitamins. PGP.