It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Dreamt I won the lottery again last night. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.

My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

I should be at Hooters right now. PGP.

Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.