I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive

I’m experimenting with new ironing techniques. PGP

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.