Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Still waiting on that tenth grade geometry to come in handy in the real world. PGP

Put in my two week notice now my boss is super cool to me PGP

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.