Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.
The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.
I got 99 problems and money is all of them.
Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.
Still waiting on that tenth grade geometry to come in handy in the real world. PGP
Put in my two week notice now my boss is super cool to me PGP
Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP
Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP
Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.