Identifying with George Costanza. PGP.

1: “I have a case of the Mondays.” 2: “No, you have that every single day.” PGP.

“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone. All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.” PGP.

Want to date, but too tired to ever go out and find someone. PGP.

The office 10 is an everywhere else 6. PGP.

Developing unhealthy delusions of winning the lottery. PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.

If you’re ridiculously busy and your day still drags, that’s when you know you truly hate your job. PGP.

Understanding and relating to the comic strip “Dilbert.” PGP.