“I hear there are hot guys on the 9th floor.” PGP.

I ate peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and dinner yesterday. I hate 31-day months. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Somehow I always manage to get sick on Friday. PGP.

Everyone is working from home today. I didn’t get the memo. PGP.

“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.

I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.