I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.

It’s that time of year, where you drive to and from work and see absolutely no sunlight. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Working on Columbus Day. PGP.

Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.

Started this month with a broken down car and declined credit card. Happy October. PGP.