The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP

My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

Asking Santa for a better job. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.

Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.