Fantasizing more about sleep than sex. PGP.

Thinking about asking your doctor if viagra is right for you. PGP.

Even our HR guy hates HR. PGP.

When books replace bottles as your number one beach companion. PGP.

Never getting any Snapchats. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

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