Also was a huge fan of “Scream ‘I CAN’T SEE MY REFLECTION!’ At the bean to scare tourists” and “Bring the Picasso to the Bean so it isn’t lonely”. There are a ton of these, Johnny.
I was almost kidnapped by a group of married men my dad’s age at the hangge uppe. When my boyfriend came to rescue me, they tainted him with racial slurs (he’s Asian) and shoved me. Gooooood times. They kept saying “we’re staying down the street at the WALDORF” like that was impressive, despite the fact I live three blocks up the street. That place is a damn armpit. Again. Good times.
“Us” refers to the 90% or so of us who aren’t total psychos. It’s possible to be pretty, intelligent and a total catch (because they aren’t mutually exclusive, though they probably are in your case, given your vitriol for men admiring beauty).
Delta is my shit. I had to fly American for work (i live in Chicago and had to use ORD, unfortunately) and was so confused at the lack of legroom, paying to choose a seat and the shitty planes. I would much rather have a connection with Delta than ever fly with American again.
The guy I’m currently dating and I are from different countries, (he’s from Hong Kong, I’m from the US) and we met on Hinge. We were connected by a random girl he had met in Hong Kong and a friend of mine through college, who met equally as randomly. I would 100% recommend you keep trying. It worked out well for me.
I can feel the bitterness oozing from this. Not like you to pull a Kendra, Will. Not all of us were blessed and fortunate to grow up in a state that had an MLB team (But I did pull for my feeder-team Indianapolis Indians growing up) and some of us have been waiting to live in a city and have a team to call our own for a long time.
Love your columns. Just did this two weeks ago–started my new job in a new city this past Tuesday. Though I was told my an attorney that noncompetes *are* nearly impossible to enforce (especially in particular states) because they can’t stop you from making a living.
Well written, but after breaking the screen of my Droid Razr and just having to deal with it, (or get a refurbished POS from Verizon for $100) I gotta say I love that Apple can just replace the screen on my iPhone, and in like 2 hours. That sh*t is the best!
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Is that picture from Mirepoix?
Also was a huge fan of “Scream ‘I CAN’T SEE MY REFLECTION!’ At the bean to scare tourists” and “Bring the Picasso to the Bean so it isn’t lonely”. There are a ton of these, Johnny.
Catching Hell and Pony Excess are both amazing
Ugh. *taunted. Thanks autocorrect.
I was almost kidnapped by a group of married men my dad’s age at the hangge uppe. When my boyfriend came to rescue me, they tainted him with racial slurs (he’s Asian) and shoved me. Gooooood times. They kept saying “we’re staying down the street at the WALDORF” like that was impressive, despite the fact I live three blocks up the street. That place is a damn armpit. Again. Good times.
Yeah…I’m in Gold Coast…$1300 for 525 sq. ft. Preach.
“Us” refers to the 90% or so of us who aren’t total psychos. It’s possible to be pretty, intelligent and a total catch (because they aren’t mutually exclusive, though they probably are in your case, given your vitriol for men admiring beauty).
As a person with ovaries, I’m asking you to please stop standing up for us. Thanks.
The way things have been lately, I had trouble deciphering if this was real or satire.
Delta is my shit. I had to fly American for work (i live in Chicago and had to use ORD, unfortunately) and was so confused at the lack of legroom, paying to choose a seat and the shitty planes. I would much rather have a connection with Delta than ever fly with American again.
The guy I’m currently dating and I are from different countries, (he’s from Hong Kong, I’m from the US) and we met on Hinge. We were connected by a random girl he had met in Hong Kong and a friend of mine through college, who met equally as randomly. I would 100% recommend you keep trying. It worked out well for me.
I can feel the bitterness oozing from this. Not like you to pull a Kendra, Will. Not all of us were blessed and fortunate to grow up in a state that had an MLB team (But I did pull for my feeder-team Indianapolis Indians growing up) and some of us have been waiting to live in a city and have a team to call our own for a long time.
Love your columns. Just did this two weeks ago–started my new job in a new city this past Tuesday. Though I was told my an attorney that noncompetes *are* nearly impossible to enforce (especially in particular states) because they can’t stop you from making a living.
I’m moving 5.5 hours to Chicago tomorrow. I wish this had been published two weeks ago hahaha
I live three blocks from there hahahaha It’s a weird place. Really, really weird place.
My 4.7 killed me inside. Caring too much about your uber rating. PGP.
They grabbed an IU guy and he is awesome. All hail Tevin Coleman!
I may as well put in my two weeks now.
I think I speak for several people reading this when I say: what the f*ck, Kendra? They can’t *all* be bad.
Well written, but after breaking the screen of my Droid Razr and just having to deal with it, (or get a refurbished POS from Verizon for $100) I gotta say I love that Apple can just replace the screen on my iPhone, and in like 2 hours. That sh*t is the best!