It’s that time on Friday when I stop caring.

I still follow my college bar on Twitter. #PGP

My office is 20 degrees colder than outside, where it’s 76. PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

“Your password has expired.”

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP

I actually get a high from having a clean desktop and inbox.

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP