I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

“Is it me guys, or does it feel like it should be Friday?” PGP.

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

I wish there was a “rate my professors” tool for bosses. PGP.

Having the company’s home page always on your browser, just in case.

I spent $225 at Target. PGP.

Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

My new boss thought I was joking when I told her what college I went to.