Office thermostat wars. PGP

Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.

My car is too old to drive for uber

Getting written up for telling my boss “it’s not my job to vacuum” PGP

I go on vacation tomorrow. I mentally checked out yesterday. PGP

Signed a new lease on Friday, got notified on Monday I’m being moved to Connecticut. PGP.

Went to lunch at Twin Peaks yesterday, caught myself watching golf lessons on the big TV the whole time. PGP.

My boss is hazing me because I’m looking for another job. PGP

Had to actually send a fax today. In the year 2015. PGP.

Assessing the growth of your bald spot in the mirror at work. PGP.