I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

Signing birthday cards for people you’ve never even heard of. PGP.

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Connecting with the characters in the company training videos. PGP

Accidentally slept with the boss’s daughter’s best friend. Somehow he heard about it. #PGP

I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.