Already out of Tinder swipes for the day. PGP

Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.

I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.

The length of my hangover has officially exceeded the length of my weekend. PGP.

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

Your alma mater is now a top party school. PGP

Who is Meek Mill?

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.