My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Damn I should have been a teacher.

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

Taking fake poops