Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Checking the hot intern’s LinkedIn profile before making a move. PGP.

Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.