Not letting work get in the way of watching the Masters.

The only pictures on my instagram are TBT. PGP.

I just googled “can you overdose on pepto bismol”. Turns out, yes. Yes, you can.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.

Actually enjoying the hold music groove and then having it ripped away when the other end picks up. PGP.

My boss didn’t accept my request to connect on LinkedIn

“It looks like someone had a good time last night.” PGP.

Had a great start to my quarter. Now my manager expects me to “keep up the great work!” PGP

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.