That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

My dad is the only person who “liked” my experience update on LinkedIn.

Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

This is my cubicle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

Found my first gray eyebrow hair. PGP.

Called a client who has a ring back tone to all I do is win” by DJ Khaled.