Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You Wiz probably still had a better weekend than me -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on The 10 Worst Questions I Have Been Asked On A First Date Can I see where you pee from? 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on I don't have a work spouse. PGP. My work grandmother is on medical leave 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Every Guy Wants To Bang A Cougar I’ve been preaching cougar life for months 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on How Girls Ruined Tinder Hi I want to have sex with strangers! 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You I would pay to have a weekend as eventful as Rodman’s 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on The 10 Commandments Of Spending The Night I will slap my balls across your face if I so please 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I'm married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP At least I’m still single and still a booze hound 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on 39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP. Who’s counting though -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on "Your password has expired." Fuckkkkkkk -10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on 20 Tips For Dominating Your Apartment's Pool Scene Jacking off in the pool. PGPM 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on College ruined my life. Never graduate -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Didn't realize my headphones were unplugged until my boss came over and turned down my volume. PGP I like to imagine you were listening to NWA -14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Let's all run to the window because we've never seen rain before. PGP. Coworker walks by, “oh wow, looks like rain” 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP. Still had sex 50 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Complete Psycho Narrowly Avoids Death By Gator While Trying To Retrieve His Golf Ball Oh…the rule says “play it as it lies” 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on "Lower your expectations and you won't be disappointed" is the office's slogan. PGP. Where can I apply? 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP You sure about that? -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP Cougar life is the way to go. I’ve been preaching about this for months guys. What do you not get! -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Samir Nagaworkhereanymore 8 years ago on Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP. My excuse for not participating in the office wellness challenges: it’s bulking season 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Wiz probably still had a better weekend than me
Can I see where you pee from?
My work grandmother is on medical leave
I’ve been preaching cougar life for months
Hi I want to have sex with strangers!
I would pay to have a weekend as eventful as Rodman’s
I will slap my balls across your face if I so please
At least I’m still single and still a booze hound
Who’s counting though
Fuckkkkkkk
Jacking off in the pool. PGPM
Never graduate
I like to imagine you were listening to NWA
Coworker walks by, “oh wow, looks like rain”
Still had sex
Oh…the rule says “play it as it lies”
Where can I apply?
You sure about that?
Cougar life is the way to go. I’ve been preaching about this for months guys. What do you not get!
My excuse for not participating in the office wellness challenges: it’s bulking season