Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

I shave minutes before going out so I can look as young as possible.

Everyone tries to live vicariously through me. PGP.

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

Are you going to this meeting?

My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.