I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Fake it till you make it. PGP.

Went to grab the office lunch and nobody paid me back.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Going through the motions. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.