Counting down the days until my coworker nemesis goes on maternity leave. PGP.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.

I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.