Have to rewatch a Friday Night Tykes episode again because I missed I fell asleep during the championship game. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

Yelled at kids in my complex parking lot for running around cars while I was trying to park. PGP.

I honestly don’t care how much you hate or love Donald Trump. PGP.

Drinking away the pain of spending 6 months worth of savings on car repairs. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.

Hungover from drinking all day Sunday by myself. PGP.

Just got a new work laptop, it’s from 2011. PGP.

Younger coworkers refer to me as “Grandpa” because I drive my Grandma’s old Lincoln. PGP.