My boss is harassing me but our HR office has a glass wall so I’m too scared to go in and say anything.

Spent 7 hours of my Saturday in the ER after throwing my back out from a cough. PGP.

Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday

Someone stole my mouse pad.

“You’ve been selected to be a mentor for one of the summer interns”…thanks. PGP

I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

Finished meal-prepping for the week. I put a box of cereal in my bag. PGP

My father-in-law just endorsed me for Microsoft Excel on LinkedIn. PGP.