Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Holiday party is a cash bar. I can’t wait to leave this place. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.