The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.