I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

The traffic report has essentially just turned into “Every road is closed…forever”

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP

I was showing a senior analyst something on my laptop and accidentally hit the alt+tab keys, then he saw multiple LinkedIn jobs pages. PGP.

I’m the only one in my office who doesn’t care how that schmuck met their mother. PGP

Error refreshing posts. Pull to reply. PGP

Everyone being on their best behavior until they announce who got promoted.

Seeing Action Required in the title of an email and immediately needing new pants cause you shit your self