The chick I’ve been casually dating took a shit in my apartment.PGP

One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.

Being forced to work with a shorter man who has a raging Napoleon complex. PGP.

Didnt go out last night. Still feel like shit. PGP

If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.

I use PGP’s “water cooler” articles to start conversation at the office water cooler. PGP.