Purposely ate a lunch that would make me just sick enough to leave work but not sick enough to not enjoy not working. PGP.

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Connecting with the characters in the company training videos. PGP

I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.