“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.