I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

“See you next year.” PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.