Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

Bought a bottle of wine for the week. Drank it all on Monday. PGP.

I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.