Took a half day to relax. Got bored and logged on to work remotely. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Decided to just work from home today and tell nobody. Not a single person noticed. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.

Working for a company with higher turnover than the Trump Administration. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.