“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.

Everyone on the project team calls me Junior. I’m 25. PGP.

Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Not today Sallie Mae. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.