“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

Your boss asking for a volunteer, but then just choosing you anyway

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.