I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP