My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp
I don’t care about your kids.
Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.
“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP
Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.
I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.
Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.
The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.
Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.
1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP