27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP