I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

I’m legitimately sick today, but I couldn’t call in to work because my boss wouldn’t believe me.

Chose to binge watch Netflix last night rather than binge drink tequila. PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP