My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

The most productive thing I’ve done all day is untangle my headphones. PGP

Can’t tell if I’m hungover, sick, or just getting old. PGP.

No one that has an office shows up here on Fridays. Only people in windowless cubes. PGP.

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.