My boyfriend just got adult braces. #PGP

I wish my boss would take longer vacations.

I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Visited my college over the weekend. Blew my knee out running from the cops. PGP.

The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP