Went to grab the office lunch and nobody paid me back.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

It’s only Wednesday. PGP

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP