When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP

I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP