Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

I just spent an entire paycheck paying bills. PGP.

The woman behind me is flossing at her desk.

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

My boss didn’t accept my request to connect on LinkedIn

My friend is proposing to his girlfriend this weekend. The first domino to fall. PGP

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

“Are you willing to travel?” PGP