Some people prefer raw juice cleanses…I prefer bud light cleanses.

My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week.

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

That guy that comes into your office to small talk when you have headphones in. PGP

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.

Getting rejection e-mails from companies you don’t remember applying to. PGP

All my friends post these days are their weekly meal prep photos. PGP.

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs