An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
This isn’t about the first date. it’s about GETTING the first date. Or the third date. Therefore, both comments are redundant, because you are assuming you have already landed the date. Shoot from the hip, hope it sticks. That is the best advice ever.
I have had the Brekkie roll (it is fucking amazing, the spicy tomato sauce is the tits), the Mediterranean McChicken, the Baguette, the Benedict bagel (don’t recommend, the sauce is not up to par), the Das Nurnberger and had a beer in the McDonald’s at Versailles. It was Heineken and was a little flat, but it was only 2 Euros, so not complaining.
The best thing about the French McD’s is the wedges though. They put this seasoning on it that is ridiculously good.
I really dislike that picture. Mainly because it is associated with another writer, and that writer is annoying as fuck and couldn’t compile a sentence with proper structure to save himself.
And you are pretty much talking about men in London with this article. The straight ones all the way to sex with men.
#28 I just don’t trust people who don’t tip. What kind of asshole doesn’t tip someone for providing a service? I get it if they are the absolute worst server in history, but 99%of the time, they do their job.
#4 is essentially why I hate people now. You can’t discuss anything without someone jumping in with an uninformed opinion and refusing to accept any other view. People suck.
She is a prostitute who administered heroin to a person and when they overdosed, instead of doing the normal thing and calling paramedics, she finishes her glass of wine, tidies up the room then leaves.
Pretty sure that right there is the definition of a bad person, Alix (assuming you’re called that or something equally stupid).
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Really, Mankind stole the whole world from dinosaurs and their ancestors. Why don’t we just admit that, as a race, we are pretty cuntish.
My question is: How does a pube get up there??
This isn’t about the first date. it’s about GETTING the first date. Or the third date. Therefore, both comments are redundant, because you are assuming you have already landed the date. Shoot from the hip, hope it sticks. That is the best advice ever.
I have had the Brekkie roll (it is fucking amazing, the spicy tomato sauce is the tits), the Mediterranean McChicken, the Baguette, the Benedict bagel (don’t recommend, the sauce is not up to par), the Das Nurnberger and had a beer in the McDonald’s at Versailles. It was Heineken and was a little flat, but it was only 2 Euros, so not complaining.
The best thing about the French McD’s is the wedges though. They put this seasoning on it that is ridiculously good.
I love 5 O’Clock’s rants. He yells everything I’m thinking. Also Aladdin will never be topped. Apu is the greatest Disney character of all time.
The pull out method. Responsible for unexpected pregnancies since the dawn of time.
You are confusing “dating” with casual sex.
Some people would work three day weeks. Most people would work 7 day weeks to meet the increase in these “entertainment” innovations.
The only time I have ever laughed at that Kermit meme.
I really dislike that picture. Mainly because it is associated with another writer, and that writer is annoying as fuck and couldn’t compile a sentence with proper structure to save himself.
And you are pretty much talking about men in London with this article. The straight ones all the way to sex with men.
Quote of the year:
“A hashtag never accomplished anything.”
Fucking aye Cotton. Fuckinnggg Ayyyeee
#28 I just don’t trust people who don’t tip. What kind of asshole doesn’t tip someone for providing a service? I get it if they are the absolute worst server in history, but 99%of the time, they do their job.
Obliterated dick breaker. I chuckled.
Used to love going to the coast with my parents. We’d hit the classy seafood buffet. And I wouldn’t have to pay.
I hate pie charts. There is no detail in them. I want to know the exact figures and how a person came to them.
#4 is essentially why I hate people now. You can’t discuss anything without someone jumping in with an uninformed opinion and refusing to accept any other view. People suck.
I used to work with a guy who could sleep sitting straight up with his hands resting perfectly on keyboard. He was the zen master of sleeping at work.
The amount of people who can’t read something and actually discern the meaning is astounding.
She is a prostitute who administered heroin to a person and when they overdosed, instead of doing the normal thing and calling paramedics, she finishes her glass of wine, tidies up the room then leaves.
Pretty sure that right there is the definition of a bad person, Alix (assuming you’re called that or something equally stupid).
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