An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
This is why I will always work those Fridays that get orphaned by any kind of holiday. No one else is there, you can pretty much do what you want, and they pay you for it. They’re the suckers here.
It’s all about that 3:2 ratio. Three days in the office, two days working from home. You still get the social interaction you require (because honestly without work we would never talk to anyone) while also getting to retreat a safe distance that stops you from yelling at Cathy for taking a second donut when not everyone has had one yet.
You didn’t subtract the time spent at work from how many beeps you’ve heard. Assuming you spend approx 10 hours away from your home a day (at work and commute), you have been at home for 78 hours (rounded down), which is 4,680 mins, which at a rate of 3 bpm, is 14,040 beeps.
He actually didn’t kill anyone himself. He got life for being the person who ordered the murders, which in California law actually makes him responsible for them as well.
Take a deep breath and calm down there. And you calling Knox a hipster reeks of irony. It also clearly shows that you don’t know who Knox is or read any of his other content, and are therefore making a broad brush statement that isn’t actually based on any kind of fact at all.
I agree with this list, except mayo should be higher, and I wouldn’t put ketchup on here at all. I am not a fan and it’s highly overrated. Japanese Mayo (especially Kewpie) is phenomenal.
Ranch is amazing. I want to point out you can get it in the UK and Australia, it just isn’t as prevalent. Also it is never used as a pizza dip. I only discovered that when I went to the States for the first time. Pizza has never been the same.
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That’s brilliant.
This is why I will always work those Fridays that get orphaned by any kind of holiday. No one else is there, you can pretty much do what you want, and they pay you for it. They’re the suckers here.
No.
TURKEY MOTHERFUCKING TACOS
Vroooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm
Wave to the idea of the column as it flies straight over your head.
….and Saturday, and Sunday, and possibly Monday…. PGP.
Sub prime mortgages anyone?
I think he’s saying that a freak accident will happen, and it will happen to the Browns, because God hates Cleveland.
It’s all about that 3:2 ratio. Three days in the office, two days working from home. You still get the social interaction you require (because honestly without work we would never talk to anyone) while also getting to retreat a safe distance that stops you from yelling at Cathy for taking a second donut when not everyone has had one yet.
How has this abomination of a show made it to 19 seasons?
You didn’t subtract the time spent at work from how many beeps you’ve heard. Assuming you spend approx 10 hours away from your home a day (at work and commute), you have been at home for 78 hours (rounded down), which is 4,680 mins, which at a rate of 3 bpm, is 14,040 beeps.
Which is still extremely fucking annoying.
He actually didn’t kill anyone himself. He got life for being the person who ordered the murders, which in California law actually makes him responsible for them as well.
Looking back on it, we may have a problem….
Take a deep breath and calm down there. And you calling Knox a hipster reeks of irony. It also clearly shows that you don’t know who Knox is or read any of his other content, and are therefore making a broad brush statement that isn’t actually based on any kind of fact at all.
I see what you did there! *badumdum*
I agree with this list, except mayo should be higher, and I wouldn’t put ketchup on here at all. I am not a fan and it’s highly overrated. Japanese Mayo (especially Kewpie) is phenomenal.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
There have been 43 Presidents. Most people would be pretty stoked to have had 43 sexual partners.
#22 is a real money spinner. “The Rock is Cooking!”
Reggie was a god on the early NBA 2K games. He is the entire reason I even like the Pacers.
Ranch is amazing. I want to point out you can get it in the UK and Australia, it just isn’t as prevalent. Also it is never used as a pizza dip. I only discovered that when I went to the States for the first time. Pizza has never been the same.