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Growing up, your parents probably give you a lot of advice. You know, things like “never cross the street without looking”, “don’t take candy from a stranger” and “don’t let a hooker named ‘Alix’ inject you with heroin on your yacht.” Clearly Timothy Hayes, former Google CEO, had not heard this advice, as today 26-year-old prostitute Alix Tichelman allegedly caused him to overdose on heroin. Any girl whose name is the obvious hooker spelling of a normal name should probably not be allowed to administer anything by needle into your veins, in hindsight.
For her part, she then attempted to hide his body and flee the scene in what we in the journalism business call “a really shitty cover-up”. Did she assume no one would notice a 51-year-old Google exec was missing? Instead of calling 911 for the clearly in-distress Hayes, surveillance shows her finishing her wine, tidying up the boat and fleeing the scene. That’s a classy move right there, Alix.
Alix has, as of today, been arrested, and not the kinky role-playing kind of arrested. They’ll most likely charge her with some form of negligent homicide, considering he could have likely been saved if she actually called the paramedics.