Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

The janitor and I both stare out the window wistfully. I assume we’re both thinking that the third floor just isn’t quite high enough. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

The term “dropped the ball.” PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP.

Contemplating getting into a car crash on purpose so you have a valid excuse to miss work. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Checking LinkedIn to see if the person you’ve been emailing is hot. PGP.

I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP.